As a teenager, the cord on Steve’s trunks came loose halfway through his leg of a 50m freestyle relay at a competitive swimming gala.
He’d just been on holiday, too. So his untanned region really lit up lane 2 for the three hundred spectators in attendance.
It was therefore fitting that he and Adam would have the chance to massage and maybe even heal Steve’s mental scars with a go at the global Speedo pitch.
VCCP won the pitch.
Steve gained closure (so he says).
Here’s their route.
CD: Jon Fox.